Glorious NewsThis is the most beautiful thing I've seen all week—the coverage map for this Saturday's Penn State - Ohio State football game. It's so rare that any of the games are broadcast out here. And don't try and tell me it's just because we're playing #1 Ohio State. This is going to be the game of the year in which the under-appreicated Nittany Lions chew up and spit out the overrated Buckeyes. I have faith. Oops! I mean I have thoroughly analyzed all the evidence and scientifically determined Penn State will kick ass.

Don't miss it— 12:30pm on ABC. My condonlences to middle America.

Posted by Hey Paul   |   Wednesday, September 20, 2006