Mixed signalsThis morning I was sitting at my desk reading the headlines when I felt an odd sensation in the vicinity of my nether regions. Oddly, the first thought that popped into my head was, "Did I just piss my pants?" Luckily, no. Turns out it was just my dad calling (my cellphone was on vibrate). And on that note:
It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.—Robin Williams

Posted by Hey Paul   |   Friday, March 31, 2006