I couldn't agree more...Scarlett JohanssonFHM has rated the 100 sexiest women alive and Scarlett Johansson has topped the list. I don't actually read FHM—I came across this bit of news at the end of "The Situation with Ticker Carlson." See the entire list here.

One question: What the hell is Paris Hilton doing anywhere on this list, let alone at #11? She may have good skin and a fit body and all the other traits we associate with beauty, but how can anyone be even remotely attracted to that brain dead twit? Scarlett, on the other hand, is breathtaking and gives the impression of being capable of forming complex sentences.