I recently got the following email from a misandrist friend.
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Take advantage of this wonderful opportunity!!!
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will be limited to eight participants.
The course covers two days and topics covered are as follows:
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step-By-Step Guide With Slide Presentation
TOILET ROLLS--DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Rouodtable Discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing With Hamper (Pictures & Graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate Among Panel Of Experts
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Support Groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting With Looking In The
House Upside Down While Screaming - Open Forum
-------------DAY TWO-------------------
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH?
Group Discussion & Role Play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint Presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real Life Testimonial From The One Man Who Did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving Simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR
PARTNER
Online Class & Role Playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation & Breathing Techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring Your Calendar Or PDA To Class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual Counselors Available
Well, I just couldn’t resist my own offering of courses for women.
---------------DAY ONE---------------
REARVIEW MIRRORS
Hands-On Demonstrations
NAGGING: REAL WOMEN KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP
Real life testimonial from the one woman who did
PICKING AN OUTFIT IN UNDER 6 HOURS
Step-By-Step Guide: Bring Two Outfits From Home
OVERCOMING YOUR FEAR OF THE UP-TURNED TOILET SEAT
Full Immersion Therapy
AUTOMOTIVE SHORT COURSE: RECOGNIZING KNOCKS, PINGS & RATTLES
Panel Discussion With Local Mechanics
CONSOLIDATING YOUR SHAMPOO COLLECTION
Debate among a panel of experts.
Men Do It—So Can You
CHARRED IS NOT A FLAVOR: KITCHEN BASICS
Powerpoint Presentation
EXORCISING YOUR INNER PHYSICIAN: HOW TO COPE WITH THE REALIZATION THAT YOU’RE NOT A DOCTOR
Individual counselors available
MOTHER TO YOUR SPOUSE?: KEEPING THE ROLES STRAIGHT
Group Discussion
FIND YOUR INNER COUCH POTATO: LEARNING TO LOVE ESPN
Relaxation exercises, terminology and cheering techniques
MAINTAINING LIBIDO AFTER HOURS OF HOUSEWORK
Video Demonstration & Role Play
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Thursday, March 31, 2005
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