offers up several answers to the proverbial "Why did the chicken cross the road?" My personal favorate:
We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast. --Werner Heisenberg offers up this gem:
This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily. --Colin Powell


Blogger Evan Jones  said...

All this talk about chickens crossing streets. I didn't see any. Did you? Have you actually met any one who did? My theory is they're just trying to divert our attention from something else.

Monday, December 06, 2004  

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